Mouthful of Cox Thibodaux
I think it should be Sarah Palin.
John McCain, joking on CBS about who the Republican nominee should pick for vice president. (via officialssay)
Friends don’t let friends use pink balls.
Rick Santorum, to a young man while bowling with college Republicans in Wisconsin. (via officialssay)
nicholasohdamn:

comeswallower:

Everyone with half a brain knows Digimon was better than Pokemon

Digimon was great, but nothing compared to pokemon.

nicholasohdamn:

comeswallower:

Everyone with half a brain knows Digimon was better than Pokemon

Digimon was great, but nothing compared to pokemon.

(Source: mecreomonitochino)

theclearlydope:

I’m so damn sick of my elephant friend posting pics of his spring break on Facebook.

(Source: specialtrax)

Don’t take L.S.D. unless you are very well prepared…unless you are specifically prepared to go out of your mind. don’t take it unless you have someone that’s very experienced with you to guide you through it. and don’t take it unless you are ready to have your perspective on yourself and your life radically changed … because you’re gonna be a different person, and you should be ready to face this possibility.
Timothy Leary (via sarabeeee)

(via drugsandweed)

f-rais:

I don’t like lizards..

f-rais:

I don’t like lizards..

(via shunay)

(Source: stephaniewood44, via shunay)